8. Goodbye traditional football helmets, hello Darth Vader helmets
7. Footballs with gooey and delicious caramel in the middle
6. More games against the Raiders
5. Three words: Selena Gomez tickets
4. More games against the 49ers
3. Instead of network postgame show, have games be followed up by fresh new episodes of How I Met Your Mother
2.In the event of injuries to kicker, teams should have access to amazing field goal kicking donkeys
1. Will you tell Brett Favre to retire already?