Ask T.J. Anything-Dec. 3,2010

OK, we’re back after a few weeks away with more questions and answers from the audience…


Do you think that King James is really a princess?

LeBron James? No I think he’s just a third banana on an overrated NBA team with extremely high expectations.


How slow is the slow churn ice cream?

I can’t find any information on that, I think either an Amish person may have better knowledge about that or it’s just a gimmick to get people to buy ice cream.

Which of the 50 U.S. States sucks the most?

I’ve only been to four of them,but if I had to pick one that I wouldn’t want to spend too much time in,it would probably be Utah. It reminds me of the movie Footloose where you’re not allowed to dance and any book that seems to be a threat to religion is tossed into a bonfire in the church parking lot. Thew whole state is run by a religion.

Not to mention you can’t gamble there, everything seems to be closed on Sundays, it just seems like that place is a total buzz kill. No wonder Jim McMahon hated it there, he was bored out of his mind. I hope I never have to be a sports anchor there because it’s just too vanilla for me.

What’s the absolute WORST movie you’ve ever seen?

I think it’s gotta be Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. A guy getting pregnant. Really? I mean,really? I’m not saying Arnold’s a bad actor, after all, for the last seven years he did act like he was a great politician (nice try,thanks for playing), but the movie itself just stunk! I can’t believe they made this movie and that Danny DeVito lent his name to it. Why,Danny,why?

What is the absolute BEST movie you’ve seen?

The best movie I’ve seen is my favorite movie of course, the 1980 comedy classic Caddyshack. It is hilarious from start to finish. This movie is not even in my demographic and it’s hilarious. Chevy Chase,Bill Murray, Ted Knight,and of course the hysterical Rodney Dangerfield are just great and Harold Ramis, the director is a genius. It is the best movie I have ever seen. Caddyshack II can shove it,though. That’s an outrage!

Are you gonna come to Phoenix to see the Giants play any pre-season games?

If time in my schedule allows it, I’d love to. I have to see when Spring Break is and if the stars align, I will try and do that.

Do you think Terrell Davis will be in the Hall of Fame?

I think he should be,absolutely! He helped carry that team to two Super Bowl wins, he had 120 yards in the Super Bowl and carried a migraine with him, he was a gamer. It’s too bad he had too many knee problems because I think he could have been in the same status as Jim Brown and Barry Sanders. I think he may be the modern day Gale Sayers. He should get in.

Are you almost done with the list of things that need to go next year?

Yeah, Part One will be released on December 7th, this coming Tuesday! Check it out!

Would you rather have a working toilet or a computer on the Internet?

I can’t have both? That’s outrageous!


Know any bad jokes?

Define bad. Bad as in offensive or bad as in lame?

How many McRibs have you eaten?

Since the McRib’s return on November 1, I have had ten McRibs. I don’t know how many more I will have,but I do know I owe somebody one.

OK, that’s all the questions we have for this week. You can always send me a questions at my Formspring,and we’ll see you next time!

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