From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.
Top Eight New United Airlines Slogans
8. Putting the “hospital” in hospitality!
7. Four out of five doctors recommend United Airlines
6. You can’t sit with us!
5. Let’s just say that jet lag isn’t the only thing you’ll need to recover from!
4. When you realize how we treat your luggage,you’ll be more appreciative of how we treat you!
3. Let’s fly together, just kidding,we’re overbooked!
2. Why fly when you can get dragged?
1. Look ma, no passengers!