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Ask T.J. Anything- Aug. 20,2010

OK, we’ve been off for a couple weeks, but we are back with your questions…

Are you excited for football season? Any predictions?

You know, I wasn’t too excited about it at first because I am so into baseball right now with the Giants in a pennant race, but I will be watching. I think right now there are several teams who will be in the mix. You’ve got the Saints and the Cowboys who will be looking to be pretty good. The Jets and the Colts in the AFC are probably the favorites in that conference. I can’t really say who I would put in the Super Bowl, but I will say my sleeper teams to get to the playoffs who will look good in the playoffs are the Texans in the AFC and the Packers in the NFC.

Did you see the Colts helmets in the game versus the 49ers (on Sunday)? Two thumbs down!

I did. And it’s a retro uniform celebrating whatever it is the Colts are celebrating, and yeah, they are pretty bad. I gotta give a Bum Bum Ba Bum on that one! The Colts shouldn’t be wearing anything other than the helmet with the horseshoe on the side.

Was it insensitive for Michelle Obama to go on vacation to Spain while the country is in a recession?

Not as insensitive for Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in movies when the state is in just as deep of a hole. I absolutely hate Arnold Schwarzenegger, he is a terrible governor, and the only people worse than him are the schmucks who voted for him while confusing reality with fiction (thinking his action star persona on-screen would save the state from the hands of Gray Davis). In my view, folks should be doing their jobs instead of taking vacations for five weeks straight consisting of pretending to clear brush and ignoring terrorist threat memos (George W. Bush) and making movies with your old 80s action star buddies (Governor Schwarzenegger).


Rachael Ray is OK, but Giada De Laurentiis is way hotter and a little bit younger. Plus,she’s got such a cute smile, I love it! Giada’s hotter,man. Sorry! Call me a traitor all you want, I call it moving on to hotter and younger. Try it sometime!

What’s your opinion on Global Warming?

I really don’t know. It’s like I want to believe it’s occurring and then we get summers here where we don’t get to 100° anymore and then I start to question it. I just don’t know.

Do you believe in angels?

Absolutely,how can you not? I think there are angels among us as we speak, we see them every day.

Have you broken any bones? If so, how?

I have. When I was 15, I fell off my bike on my way to summer school and my hand landed smack down on the pavement and my right pinky was broken. I had to wear a cast on my entire forearm for four weeks while finishing summer school writing with my left hand. Not to mention I couldn’t swim or do any other big summertime stuff. I also didn’t even get that cover for it, my parents put a bread bag on my arm and tied it in place with rubber bands.

Why can’t a female co-worker of mine put more toilet paper in the bathroom if she uses it all? She knows how to add more paper towels in our kitchen when they run out, so why not the toilet paper?

Because some people are lazy and nobody likes tending to any bathroom at work,so they hire people like me to do stuff like that and then they leave me in that position to the point where I just quit and move on.

How come my previous employer gave me a polo shirt with the company logo but told me I couldn’t wear it to work because it wasn’t in our dress code?

You got me. That’s pretty ridiculous. Who does that? Who has time?

Why can’t my co-workers park in between the lines in the parking lot?

Not everybody is the best car parker. In fact, I can say may times I have not been stellar at it,but I would think at least 8 out of 10 people could get it right. Maybe they need to get a refresher course in it, I don’t know.

If you have a question or questions to ask me, let me know at , and we will (hopefully) see you next week!

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