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Top Eight Easiest Jobs in the World

8.Fan mail coordinator for Pete Buttigieg

7.Academy award acceptance speech writer for David Schwimmer

6.Whatever the hell Meghan McCain does

5.Coordinator for Stanley Cup victory parades, city of San Jose

4.Selling cheeseburgers to Donald Trump

3.Alyssa Milano’s agent

2.Guy at top of the waterslide that says “Go!”

1.Top Eight list writer