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Top Eight Trump Tulsa Rally Excuses
8. Not enough answers to our Craigslist ad for minority actors to pretend they love us
7.Fired up racist and xenophobic crowd was not fired up,racist and xenophobic enough
6.Many were told that the rally was a hoax by the fake news media
5.Eric mistakenly directed a lot of people to Tulas,Oklahoma