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Top Eight Phrases Not Spoken in 2018

8. “We can’t have sex here,this is a Bills game!”

7. “Kellyanne Conway is so trustworthy!”

6. “It’s a Tesla,of course it’s not going to catch fire!”

5. “Welcome to the Red Hen,Mrs. Sanders!”

4. “Swaggy P is the answer to our team’s prayers!”

3. “This Alex Jones male vitality tonic has changed my life!”

2. “AT&T Park is quite the launching pad for home runs!”

1. “Meet me at Toys R Us for some Black Friday shopping!”