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Top Eight Signs You’ve Hired a Bad Easter Bunny
8. For an Easter bunny, he sure has a lot of stories about rehab
7. Shows up late in his Del Taco uniform, tells kids to “just go with it”
6. It’s late August and he’s in his bunny suit ready to go
5. Sports a red “Make America Great Again” hat
4. His pants drop a couple inches with every hop he makes
3. Instead of Easter eggs,shows up with matzo crackers and Manischewitz wine
2. Lops off his own foot, says “This will bring you luck”
1. He’s got two tails
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