From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Uber Driver

8. “Let me see if I can drive with my feet!”

7. “Tuck and roll when we reach your destination,my brakes aren’t working!”

6. “Do you like Nickelback?”

5. “Wow,I really can’t see without my glasses!”

4. “There’s an Uber amount of room up here,so don’t be shy!”

3. “Watch this guy’s face when we ram into his station wagon!”

2. “Guess what’s in that box in the seat next to you?”

1. “Next stop,Oakland Coliseum!”