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Top Eight Donald Trump Pick-Up Lines

8. How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

7. You don’t know Bernie Sanders,do you?

6. Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

5. I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

4. Wanna see my Zogby poll?

3. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

2. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

1. Am I your daddy? No,seriously,am I?