For years, the great debate between the ones with poor vision has been ongoing over which method of correcting your failing eyesight is truly better, having four eyes or having invisible four eyes. Some people wear one or the other almost exclusively, and some switch between the two regularly. In any case, I’m here to settle this in the Tale of the Tape.
Surviving the Elements
Contacts-Just a towel to dry your face
Time it takes to put them on
Glasses-They come in every color imaginable
Advantage-Glasses. The possibilities are endless!
This Might Hurt
Contacts-If you sleep with them in overnight
Advantage-Push. The reason being? Your glasses could break while sleeping and your eyes can look like the photo above if you sleep in them habitually, both are equally bad
Glasses-When the opposite sex takes them off to reveal those beautiful eyes of yours all to themselves (Damn,I love that!)
Contacts-The water to rinse them out every night after taking them out
Glasses-Hiding the fact that your eyes look very tired
Contacts-Hiding the fact that you have a vision problem
Advantage-Glasses. It’s okay if people know you have a vision problem.
Everyone’s big worry when first getting them
Glasses-Being afraid of what people will think of you wearing them
Contacts-People asking about where your glasses went
Life Without Them
Glasses-Looks blurry and odd
How Do They Look?
Advantage-Glasses. As my good buddy DJ Mappquest once said “Glasses are sexy!”
So there you have it,in a close win,the advantage goes to glasses. Cheer up,contacts, at least you can hide in shame in someone’s eyeballs. That’s a wrap on another edition of Tale of the Tape!