From the T.J. the Sports Geek Quarantine Center and CBS 13 Newsroom

Top Eight Things You Don’t Want to Hear in Barber Shop

8. “You’re not a cop,are you?”

7. “First time here? Me too!”

6. “Oh wow, it’s a lock of your hair. I’ll keep and treasure it always!”

5. “Would you like a glass of barbicide?”

4. “It’s okay,I have lice,too!”

3. “How would you like the new L.A. Rams logo shaved into your head?”

2. “I think there are specialists to correct your misshapen head!”

1. “Okay,that was fun! Now you cut my hair!”