From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Signs You’ve Purchased a Fake Flu Shot
8. Syringe used to administer it was manufactured by Fisher-Price
7. This morning you woke up with a fever of 174 degrees
6. Last name of the doctor who gives it to you is Pepper
5. “Clinic” is located in the stockroom at the Vans store in the mall
4. You see the nurse filling the syringe with Snapple
3. Active ingredient listed on the label is gravy
2. Diploma on the wall was given by Stamford University
1. You’re so loopy you’re under the impression that Donald Trump is still president