From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Signs You Work in a Bad Office

8. Restroom key is tied to an angry wolverine

7. In lieu of white-out,management encourages the use of sour cream

6. Hard to concentrate with investigators from Robert Mueller’s office walking around

5. Boss walks around wearing nothing but a strategically-placed envelope

4. After a few hours the people in the family photos on your desk start crying

3. Cafeteria special: Well-done steak with ketchup

2. Christmas bonus: A Lou Bega CD

1. Bosses get on your case for being “too nice”