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Top Eight Least Useful College Courses

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7. The Lost Art of Fitted Sheet Folding
6. Other Uses For Empty Seats Inside Levi’s Stadium
5. Lou Bega 101
4. Introduction to Shoes
3. Introduction to Introduction to Shoes
2. Other Fashion Statements Made by the First Guy Who Tied a Sweatshirt Around His Waist
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