Top Eight Trump Family Thanksgiving Traditions

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Top Eight Trump Family Thanksgiving Traditions

8. Stuffing the turkey with Hillary’s e-mails

7. They break the wishbone,and Donald wishes to stay out of prison

6. Mike Pence going to three NFL games for five minutes,then leaving

5. Kellyanne Conway running around the table and begging for table scraps

4. Cooking the turkey well-done and serving it with ketchup

3. Jeff Sessions bringing many varieties of Keebler cookies he and his fellow elves have made

2. Nobody even touches the dark meat

1. Grabbing the turkey by the you-know-what

Happy Thanksgiving,Everybody!

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