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Top Eight Questions Most Asked at a 99-Cent Store

8. “Is this 99¢?”

7. “Is this a real Rolex?”

6. “Is there anything here that’s 98¢?”

5. “Do these Cleveland Browns sweatshirts come in extra large?”

4. “How much is this ‘Best of Lou Bega’ CD?

3. “Didn’t this used to be a Save Mart?”

2. “Is that Tomi Lahren?”

1. “How much is this?”