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Top Eight Signs You’ve Gone Nuts From the Heat

8. You just beat the crap out of someone for asking “Hot enough for you?”

7. You’ve gone to local grocery stores to inquire about camping in their beer cooler

6. For some reason,you now own a pair of Big Baller Brand basketball sneakers

5. You’re pouring your Slurpee in a place that isn’t your mouth

4. You’ve just made friends with an ice sculpture you’ve named “Tony”

3. You work for ESPN and are refusing to believe that the Sacramento Kings did well in the draft and had a respectable offseason

2. Your name: Lonzo Ball, Place You’ve Chosen to Get Cold: An NBA Summer League game in Las Vegas

1. You have dinner with a few enemies just for the cold shoulder