From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Signs You’re Living in a Bad Apartment

8. Every time you walk past your landlord, he’s wearing an article of your clothing

7. Getting inside the elevator requires crawling under yellow police tape

6. Your building’s security system is a cardboard cutout of The Rock

5. Rent must be paid in Round Table Pizza coupons

4. Instead of painting your apartment, maintenance just coats the walls in sour cream

3. It’s the same bedroom you lived in as a kid,but now your grandparents are charging you $1600 a month

2. The water coming in the shower looks a lot like chicken noodle soup

1. That’s not linoleum