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Top Eight Most Popular Alternative Facts

8. Donald Trump’s hair looks amazing
7. The greatest car ever made was the Ford Pinto
6. 3+9=13
5. Oakland Coliseum is the finest stadium in America
4. Disneyland isn’t that fun
3. “More talk,less rock” is the way to go!
2. Miracle Whip is delicious!
1. The Cleveland Browns are going to the Super Bowl