From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Ways to Make a Barbecue More Exciting
8. Cornhole

7. Hot charcoal briquette + grandpa’s shoe = hilarious dancing grandpa

6. Hide the barbecue sauce,then when everyone is searching for it later,you can find it and be the the MVP of the event

5. Everyone gets naked and goes nuts on one another with the kabob skewers

4. Have it on a patch on Highway 50 median strip

3. Two words: Barbecued turkey

2. Have Rick Astley sing about the various foods that will be served at meal time

1. Invite Roger Goodell and Tom Brady and pretend it’s TV