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Top Eight Jobs More Secure Than Head Coach of the Sacramento Kings

8. Center, Sacramento Kings

7. Coordinator of Stanley Cup Championship Victory Parades,City of San Jose

6. Whoever styles that thing on Donald Trump’s head

5. Guy who puts nameplate on the door of Sacramento Kings’ head coach’s office

4. Baker of going away cakes for outgoing head coach of Sacramento Kings

3. Crazy,bigoted,narcissistic,racist,evangelical,rude,crybaby Presidential candidate,Republican Party,2016

2. Owner of Snowmobile Shop, Mojave Desert,Calif.

1. Head Coach,Oakland Raiders