Happy Halloween from the home offices at tjthesportsgeek.com in downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Scariest Sentences
8. Your cabinmates on our flight to Mars are Joe Buck and Chris Berman
7. Do you have time to talk about the Church of Scientology?
6. How does it feel to be Mrs. Lamar Odom again?
5. How would you like to be on that Maury Povich show?
4. You’ve been traded to the A’s
3. I’m sure enjoying my time here on this nude beach. Hey,isn’t that Chris Christie?
2. I’m sorry,but Round Table Pizza is now closed!
1. Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump