From the home office of T.J. the Sports Geek in downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Bad Excuses For Leaving Work Early

8. Need to reset the mold on my counterfeit money making machine
7. Who can nap with all this noise?
6. 19 Kids and Counting isn’t going to watch itself!
5. Getting my tonsils removed again
4. I have tickets to go see the Oakland A’s
3. Gotta track down the guy who stole my stunna shades
2. Gotta go wash my Ford Pinto
1. T.J. the Sports Geek just published a new Top 8 List