From the home office of T.J. the Sports Geek in downtown Orangevale,Calif.
Top Eight Things I’ve Learned in 33 years
8. The ladies usually go for guys with hair
7. White people can’t dance
6. The term “Senior Night” for University of Kentucky men’s basketball no longer exists
5. The Edmonton Oilers have no clue what they’re doing
4. Nina Dobrev and I would make an outstanding couple!
3. If she can’t match her own socks,she’s too young for you,bro!
2. Eli Manning sucks!
1. If you need an emergency baseball,nothing works better than an orange!