Top Eight Things I, T.J. the Sports Geek, Had Hoped to Do By The Time I Turned 31

8. Become known for my hilarious prop comedy gags (Yeah…No!)
7. Design my own line of designer shoes for women (There’s always time!)
6. Suffer a painful hernia that required invasive surgery (Yep,that happened!)
5. Grow a sweet looking afro (Thanks for playing!)
4. Enjoy a failing career in the grocery business for seven years (You betcha!)
3. Zooey Deschanel (Damnit!)
2. Brought back a long lost dessert treat to America! (And don’t you forget it!)
1. Write 17 years worth of unfunny Top Eight lists (Definitely!)