Top Eight Signs You’re Addicted to Disneyland

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Top Eight Signs You’re Addicted to Disneyland

8. You named your children “Disney” and “Land”

7. You’ve left six cars there because you’ve given up on finding them

6. Someone suggests switching it up and going to Knott’s Berry Farm and you slap them in the face

5. You’ve left your estate to Goofy and Pluto once you pass away

4. You’ve had mouse ears surgically attached to your head…twice!

3. You’ve eaten more churros than any other human in history

2. For six months you lived in the park’s Lost and Found

1. Every third word out of your mouth is “Disneyland”

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