Top 8 Signs You’re at a Bad Summer Concert

8. It’s being held on the median strip of Highway 50

7. So-called “encore” is a 90 minute lecture about the benefits of joining the Church of Scientology

6. It’s Lou Bega performing Mambo #5 for two hours straight

5. Every song is either about sour cream or actress Kyra Sedgwick

4. Lead singer asks “Are you ready to rock?”, audience replies “Eh,not really…”

3. Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00

2. Remix of hit songs include Chris Berman saying “Back-back-back-Gone!”(God,that’s annoying!)

1. Lead singer was just replaced by Savannah Guthrie