Top Eight Signs You’re At A Bad Prom

8. Dates are required to wear matching shoes
7. The crowns for the king and queen of the prom came from Burger King
6. The punch is spiked with even more punch
5. It’s scheduled for Monday morning at 6am
4. Prom raffle prize is a handful of last week’s cafeteria taco meat
3. It’s being held on a patch of Highway 50 median strip
2. Prom theme has something to do with Mitt Romney tying his dog to the roof of a car
1. Not only is the DJ playing Lou Bega, he is Lou Bega