8. “I was told that if you have two parking passes it means you get two parking spaces!”
7. “Here’s your cheeseburger, and here’s a number to call in case you need an ambulance!”
6. “How did you know Dad Longacre was going to be wearing an orange hat today?”
5. “Now here to try to relate to minorities, here’s presidential hopeful Mitt Romney!”
4. “These rides are awesome,but not as awesome as the upcoming movie American Reunion, in theaters April 6!”
3. “I don’t care if Speedy Gonzales is single,I’m not interested!”
2. “Who told you Selena Gomez was coming?”
1. “Wow,Dad L was right about there being no rain. I now owe him $50!”
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TJ, You missed Dad Holman say, “Oh this is interesting.” while upside down on V2.
LOL. Sorry about that! This is all stuff that really wasn’t said,though. That’s the fun!