Top Eight Things Overheard at T.J. the Sports Geek’s 30th

Birthday Party

8. “Since many people think you’re overrated, we got you an

Alex Smith jersey!”

7. “Stop telling everyone you’re 30 so that you can get better

presents!”

6. “Did you really lock yourself in the bathroom for 11 days

after the Pats lost the Super Bowl?”

5. “Ladies and Gentlemen: Mr. Lou Bega!”

4. “Haven’t you had enough root beer?”

3. “Who told you Zooey Deschanel was coming?”

2. “Pizookies is delicious!”

1.”Wow, a ‘Get Well Soon’ card from Eli Manning!”