Welcome back to our countdown of the Things That Need to Go in 2022.
This is a collection of the trends, people, phrases,and anything else you can think of that need to go when we arrive at,hopefully,a better new year. This is Part Two of our countdown where we will reveal items 80-61 of the list.
Disclaimer: This list is for entertainment purposes and is meant to be taken semi-seriously, so keep that in mind when you read the list. We’re just trying to have fun here!
Here’s our countdown and here’s #80!
80. Joint Facebook accounts
Fourth year selection
We begin Part Two of our list with something that annoys many social media users-the joint Facebook account. First of all,it looks like certain couples have trust issues and that one of y’all cheated on the other or both of you did. Is the other person not allowed to be on social media individually? What’s up with that? There is one saving grace to these accounts and that’s the Facebook groups that highlight them. Other than that, these gotta go.
79. CATCH-ALL: Lifted trucks and trucks with train horns
Third and first year selections
I have lifted trucks back on the list after a long time because not only are they still around,but they’ve gotten bigger and very monster truck-esque. It’s almost to the point where these trucks could probably drive over cars in the parking lot of a grocery store. Not to mention a lot of the folks who drive them are making up for certain shortcomings if you know what I mean. Also,some of these dumb trucks have horns from a train on them. Not only is it unnecessary,but it also scares motorists like myself whenever I am on the road with these people and I know I am not near a train. Message to all of these people with these dumb vehicles: Do better and try again!
78. Super long cell phone contracts
First year selection
I have to have this one on the list because contracts for cell phones are ridiculously long. Now I wouldn’t have a problem with this,but here’s the thing: Cell phones don’t last very long and usually lose their oomph around four to six months before a contract ends. Also, I’ve heard they’re only going to get longer which means you’re stuck with an inferior product longer as it ages and doesn’t do so well anymore. I was at Disneyland recently and I had to get a new phone during my trip because of how little battery I would have while I was at the park and had to go back to my hotel and charge it for hours at a time and missing out on time at the park. If I had the option of having a smaller contract just as my phone was about to die it wouldn’t have been an issue,but nonetheless I was able to get what I needed in the end. It shouldn’t have to take that to be over a contract, you know?
First year selection
Something I should’ve had a long time ago on this list, these sideshows where people gather around a bunch of stupid cars that are oversouped up spin around and do donuts on city streets and freeways sometimes blocking traffic. This is not only stupid and a complete waste of time,but also a safety hazard to those of us who actually have somewhere to go. The only good thing about these is when the cops come to break them up and sometimes arrest those involved. Other than that,this has to go!
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