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Top Eight Signs You’re Watching a Bad Morning Show
8. Everyone on the air has a weak-ass shoe game,yo!
7. A lot more talk about Scientology than your usual morning show
6. First guest: Tony Danza, Second guest: Tony Danza with a fake mustache
5. Each cooking segment ends with a visit from the fire department and paramedics
4. Weather girl refers to rain as “teardrops from Jesus”
3. Outside the studio window is the drive-thru window of a Long John Silver’s
2. Special correspondents are mostly made up of people “fired” by Donald Trump
1. Title includes the words “Good” “Day” and “Sacramento”