Top Eight Signs You’re Watching a Bad Morning Show

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Top Eight Signs You’re Watching a Bad Morning Show

8. Everyone on the air has a weak-ass shoe game,yo!

7. A lot more talk about Scientology than your usual morning show

6. First guest: Tony Danza, Second guest: Tony Danza with a fake mustache

5. Each cooking segment ends with a visit from the fire department and paramedics

4. Weather girl refers to rain as “teardrops from Jesus”

3. Outside the studio window is the drive-thru window of a Long John Silver’s

2. Special correspondents are mostly made up of people “fired” by Donald Trump

1. Title includes the words “Good” “Day” and “Sacramento”

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