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Top Eight Little Known Facts About Mike Lindell

8. Whenever he sees Donald Trump on TV,he licks the screen

7. His Top Eight lists are way funnier than mine

6. Former head coach of the Sacramento Kings 1990-92

5. Has eaten a double cheeseburger off a hooker’s chest at least six times

4. Has fantasized about having sex with a voting machine

3. He used to,and still might,have a craving for nose candy

2. Frank Speech is named after Frank Stallone

1. Has never won a pillow fight in his life