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Top Eight Little Known Facts of the COVID Vaccine

8.Comes in two flavors: Regular and Menthol

7. Was originally developed by Hidden Valley Ranch as a new salad dressing

6. Coming soon: Fabio doing commercials for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not the Vaccine”

5. May develop a strange taste for red licorice filled with spray-can cheese after receiving it

4. Comes in three more flavors: Barbecue, Ranch,and Cinnamon

3. The diet vaccine tastes very much like the regular vaccine

2. Dr. Fauci drinks a fifth of it every time before having sex

1. It’s vaccilicious!