From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in downtown Orangevale,Calif, where we’re looking to relocate to someplace special someday…

Top Eight Signs You’ve Hired a Bad Secretary

8. Instead of growing actual hair on his head,he colored it in with a Sharpie

7. Is very,very scared of the fax machine

6. Several times a week firefighters have to rescue him from the Pepsi machine

5. She has a tough time with using paper clips

4. People from Guinness Book of World Records keep showing up to measure her toenails

3. Keeps using office line to give out her free psychic readings

2. You can’t remember the last time he took a memo

1. Keeps skipping work to go to Cancun