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Top Eight Ted Cruz Excuses

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Senator Ted Cruz Heading Back to Texas from Cancun Amid Backlash

Top Eight Ted Cruz Excuses
8. Donald Trump said it was okay
7. Needed a new way to alienate my family and throw them under the bus. Mission accomplished!
6. As a senator,it’s my duty to meet with foreign dignitaries. You know,from Cancun!
5. Started craving Mexican food,then things just got out of hand
4. My white trash haircut needed to no longer be the worst thing I’ve done this month

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3. Southwest Airlines asked if I wanted to get away and I accepted
2. So you’ve never gone on vacation 1700 miles away from home when your entire state is frozen?
1. It was everyone else’s fault but mine!

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