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Top Eight Questions Science Cannot Answer

8. Why are they called the Browns when their helmets are orange?

7. How hard is it to wear a mask for 20 minutes inside a Safeway?

6. How the hell does LensCrafters get a pair of glasses made in about an hour?

5. How do hockey refs miss so many goalie interference calls?

4. What exactly do Democrats stand for?

3. Why do replacement blades cost more than the actual razor itself?

2. How can eight items be so cringeworthy to read?

1. Why aren’t there more talking dogs on television?