From the T.J. the Sports Geek Quarantine Center and Home of the Evil Sock Monster

Top Eight Cocktails with Disinfectants

NOTE: This list is intended to be humorous and not to be taken seriously whatsoever. Please don’t make any of the drinks listed below. Thank you!

8. Drano Daquiri

7. Clorox Cosmopolitan

6. Ajax Appletini

5. Pine Sol Piña Colada

4. Old Fashioned Fabuloso

3. Swiffer Screwdriver

2. Mr. Clean Mojito

1. Lysol Painkiller