From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.
Top Eight Signs There’s Voter Fraud In Your Precinct
8. You’re handed a beard and a pair of glasses and instructed to vote again
7. Whole polling place is manned by two ferrets wearing paper hats
6. To prove your citizenship,you’re asked for your ID, social security number,and iPhone password
5. Roy Moore is standing way too close to you in the voting booth
4. Polling place is located on a patch of Interstate 5 median strip
3. Touchscreen voting machine is a Magna Doodle taped inside a cardboard box
2. Benny Mardones is standing way too close to you in the voting booth
1. Stephen Curry is on the ballot for 16 different offices
Get out there and vote! Your life depends on it!