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Top Eight Things Overheard At the Cleveland Browns “Perfect Season” Parade

8. “Why are we here again?”

7. “Look,it’s the Johnny Manziel kissing booth!”

6. “We’re #1,We’re #1,We’re #1 at the NFL Draft!”

5. “Let me guess,you had nothing else to do than to freeze your ass off on an early January day,too?”

4. “Maybe we should start acting like Bills fans and chuck each other through a folding table”

3. “No,seriously,why are we here again?”

2. “Hug me,I’m winless!”

1. (Tie) “See you at next year’s parade?”/”Just wait until we win the Bud Bowl”