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Top Eight Trump Family Christmas Traditions
8. Eating the reindeer Donald Jr. and Eric hunted from the North Pole
7. Donald getting all of his subpoenas framed by Melania
6. Mike Pence turning on the television to an NFL game and leaving the room
5. Paul Ryan brings turkey and stuffing he stole from poor people
4. Melania opens her gift of impeachment heels
3. Kellyanne Conway dropping off “alternative presents”
2. Tiffany,like always,doesn’t show up
1. Ivanka sitting on Daddy’s lap,but he ain’t dressed as Santa!