Top Eight New Year’s Resolutions for Dumb Guys

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Top Eight New Year’s Resolutions for Dumb Guys

8. Remember to start holding razor by the other end when shaving

7. Buy lottery tickets at a store that’s much more luckier

6. Check on buried Cheetos in backyard,see if Cheeto tree has started growing

5. Remove glass from TV screen, move in with cast of “Duck Dynasty”

4. I’s gonna build me a hovercraft

3. Drink more Windex

2. Start gambling at casinos that are much more luckier

1. Vote for Trump again

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