From the home office of tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Phrases Not Spoken in 2016

8. “I got the Browns and the 49ers in the Super Bowl”

7. “Melania Trump is such an original speechwriter!”

6. “T.J., introduce me to your girlfriend!”

5. “I’ll appeal to the youngsters by dabbing on the Ellen show, what could possibly go wrong?”

4. “A kazoo solo? Great!”

3. “Oh look,a Snorlax!” (T.J. the Sports Geek only)

2. “What’s your policy on giving cigarettes to kids?”

1. “This election rules!”