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Top Eight Things Overheard at the 2016 Pro Bowl

8. “What else is on?”

7. “Tackle made at the 35-yard line by…oh who are we kidding? There’s no tackling in this fucking game!”

6. “I thought we were going to the NHL All-Star Game!”

5. “Daddy,why are there no New England Patriots here?”

4. “Well,at least it’s in Hawaii…”

3. “Fans,enjoy the Pro Bowl Halftime Show with recording sensation Lou Bega!”

2. “Someone needs to pull the plug on this game or pull the plug on me,dealer’s choice!”

1. “Who are these people?”