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Top Eight Phrases Not Spoken in 2015

8. “It’s a hoverboard,what could possibly go wrong?”

7. “I want my hair to look just like Donald Trump’s”

6. “Let me tell you why I think Scott Walker is presidential material”

5. “Papa John’s Pizza is delicious!”

4. “Coaching the Sacramento Kings seems like a good steady job!”

3. “I think we’re going to get sick from eating at Chipotle!”

2. “Here’s why I think Bill Cosby is innocent”

1. “T.J., it’s a date!”