From the home office of T.J. the Sports Geek in downtown Orangevale, Calif.

In honor of this being our 500th entry, I thought this list would be appropriate to do. I can’t believe this blog has made it to 500 entries, it’s been fun and interesting and even exciting. Let’s keep the magic going!

Top Eight Thoughts I’ve Had 500 Times

8. “I want to be nowhere near her when she removes those TOMS!”

7. “You know what I want to do with my life? Process drivers license applications!”

6. “Is that an appropriate time to take a selfie?”

5. “Coldcuts? AGAIN?!!!”

4. “I love orange and orange loves me!”

3. “This pizza needs more sauce!”

2. “The clip of One Tree Hill the dog stealing a man’s heart and running off with it never stops being funny!”

1. “For the 500th time, you have no chance with Shakira! Don’t even think about it!