From the home office of T.J. the Sports Geek in downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Things Overheard at Devo Day 2014 at Six Flags Marine World

8. “When did Jeff Foxworthy launch his own energy drink?”
7. “Superman:The Ride? If it’s so super,why is it broken down again?”
6. “Why is Tweety twerking with Sylvester? This is not for children’s eyes!”
5. “I’m sorry, Mr. Longacre, but your Autopia license from Disneyland is not proper identification!”
4. “This was a great experience, but not as great as the experience you’ll have seeing Muppets Most Wanted, starring Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell,and Tina Fey. In theaters Mar. 21!”
3. “Stay away from those dolphins,you might get bullied!”
2. “Of course it’s manly to get a henna tattooed on your foot,go for it!”
1. “Let me guess, you’re just going to repeat items from the 2011 list,aren’t you?”