From the home office in downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Rejected TLC Shows
8. “I Didn’t Know I Was Impotent!”
7. “My Co-Worker With the Deviated Septum”
6. “Wife Swap Meet”
5.”Tales of Lost Contact Lenses”
4. “Flip That Sofa Cushion”
3. “A Makeover Show That Lets People Keep Their Glasses On For a Change”
2. “Our Only Child”
1. “Here Comes Honey Mustard”