Not everyone is in major league territory, some of us in America have to get our live sports fix somehow and that’s where the minor leagues come in. But some of us like the major leagues where the stars are readily available. But is the price worth the ticket? Are major leagues better or is it fun watching unknowns play their way up? We’re here to settle it in the Tale of the Tape!
Minor Leagues-In a gravel pit for next to nothing
Major Leagues-In a gravel pit for $20 at the very most
Minor Leagues-Anywhere from 5-15 thousand
Major Leagues-Anywhere from 30-50 thousand
You might catch…
Minor Leagues- A rehab stint from Prince Fielder
Major Leagues- A home run ball hit by Prince Fielder
Worth the price of admission
Minor Leagues-$1 Wednesdays featuring free ice cream
Major Leagues-Getting a fist bump from Lou Seal
Minor Leagues-Showing Major League: Back to the Minors
Major Leagues-Seeing a celebrity flub the ceremonial first pitch
Giving it Away
Minor Leagues-Replica jersey with various sponsors on the back
Major Leagues-Bobblehead of (Insert player name here) that will be on eBay before first pitch even happens
Minor Leagues- Buster Posey was here in town? We got to see him before everyone else knew who he was!
Major Leagues- Buster Posey won Rookie of the Year?
Advantage-Major Leagues (A great rookie campaign is hard to match!)
Hustling to First Base
Minor Leagues-We’ve got it!
Major Leagues-What’s the point?
Off the field distractions
Minor Leagues- Crazy fans dancing between innings to “Start Me Up” by the Rolling Stones
Major Leagues-Getting suspended for taking female growth hormones
Leaving the Game
Minor Leagues- Why the hell is the Tower Bridge closed? That was my way to get home, now what?
Major Leagues-Does it really take two hours to get to the freeway from here? Come on,move!
So, in a close vote, the advantage goes to the Major Leagues, but cheer up,Minor Leagues, at least you get them first before they graduate to the next level. This has been another edition of Tale of the Tape, see you next time!
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